The Vast Conspiracy of Objectivist Chimpz is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 44.298 billion Objectivist Chimpzians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Objectivist Chimpzian economy, worth a remarkable 2,559 trillion gold encrusted chimps a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 57,777 gold encrusted chimps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police force is on a recruitment drive, police officers are seen patrolling the streets armed with satellite-guided truncheons, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, and conservative mooses with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles are seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Objectivist Chimpz's national animal is the conservation moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Objectivist Chimpz is ranked 3,992^nd in the world and 1^st in Galts Gulch for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 9,187.8 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.