The Dragons of Nytlo is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Sir Andrew Anders with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, complete absence of social welfare, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 24.973 billion Nytloans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Spirituality, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nytloa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.1%.

The very strong Nytloan economy, worth a remarkable 1,075 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 43,053 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 140,600 per year while the poor average 9,914, a ratio of 14.2 to 1.

Truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, a government program is underway to revitalize Nytlo's beaches, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and Dragonfire has been named as Nytlo's national religion. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nytlo's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dragonfire.

Nytlo is ranked 71,933^rd in the world and 1^st in Nowhere for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,415.56 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.