The Holy Empire of Nyatashi is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by QueeNya with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, strictly enforced bedtime, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.144 billion Nyatashians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Education and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nibblies. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Nyatashian economy, worth 907 trillion Nibbleses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 99,298 Nibbleses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 394,636 per year while the poor average 16,851, a ratio of 23.4 to 1.

The government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free, the Nyatashian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, the only place where one can see the Nyatashian cherry tree is in a museum, and only senior nuclear power plant employees may use the control rods to warm up their lunches. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nyatashi's national animal is the Kitties, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nyatashi is ranked 253,698^th in the world and 57^th in Catgirls World for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 77.88 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.