The Commonwealth of Nyanhai is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Rightly Guided Sovereign with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.819 billion Nyanhaians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyungking. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Nyanhaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,451 trillion kaits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 185,692 kaits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, Nyanhai isn't what it used to be, and revolutionaries only deal in CyanCatCoin. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nyanhai's national animal is the star panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sainimism.

Nyanhai is ranked 6,778^th in the world and 340^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 109.28 law-abiding acts per hour.