The Cayon Alliance Representer of NSC EUAS Representative is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by UCL Seiteita Deril Gaelida with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 9.006 billion NSC EUAS Representativeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ele-asuidsia. The average income tax rate is 28.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient NSC EUAS Representativean economy, worth 263 trillion Nulcranis a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,265 Nulcranis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, and the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. NSC EUAS Representative's national animal is the Avren Crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Naelitaism.

NSC EUAS Representative is ranked 160,290^th in the world and 21^st in Sub Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.