The Republic of Nova Inesia is a tiny, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 7 million Nova Inesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The basket case Nova Inesian economy, worth 49.3 billion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is 7,040 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nova Inesia's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nova Inesia is ranked 215,733^rd in the world and 1,271^st in the Outback for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 256.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.