The Dominion of Knowledge of NortonRex is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Dr Austreshini Cardioyestesk Lovewife with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.247 billion Nortonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cardana. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nortonian economy, worth 465 trillion Rohexstag Rxes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,407 Rohexstag Rxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar, and stocks go up when the internet says so. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NortonRex's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cardioyestesk.

NortonRex is ranked 168,033^rd in the world and 125^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 514.41 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.