The Kingdom of North tankston empire is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Don the 6th with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, disturbing lack of elderly people, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.506 billion North tankstonianss have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, with Defense, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North tanksdon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.4%.

The frighteningly efficient North tankston empirean economy, worth 882 trillion Dons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 135,599 Dons, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

The sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, tens of thousands of North tankstonianss rock the night away at the annual SuperLob, party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend, and glamping North tankstonianss won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North tankston empire's national animal is the boat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lemonism.

North tankston empire is ranked 154,379^th in the world and 94^th in Institute of Cellulose for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1,488.45 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.