The Social Kingdom of North-East France is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Maximilien IV with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.756 billion North-East Frenches live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neon Paris. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient North-East French economy, worth 986 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 207,450 Euros, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,126,497 per year while the poor average 19,678, a ratio of 57.2 to 1.

One can walk from one side of Neon Paris to the other without setting foot on North-East French soil, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, all the world's a stage for North-East French political theatrics, and hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North-East France's national animal is the Rooster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mixed Christianity.

North-East France is ranked 121,266^th in the world and 930^th in the South Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.