Population | 26.627 billion |
Capital | Heimsbrunnir |
Leader | Varandi |
Currency | coin |
Animal | snowfox |
The Dominion of Nornheim is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Varandi with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 26.627 billion Nornheimians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heimsbrunnir. The average income tax rate is 57.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Nornheimian economy, worth a remarkable 4,223 trillion coins a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,613 coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of snowfoxes and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Nornheimian restaurants, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime is totally unknown. Nornheim's national animal is the snowfox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Nornheim is ranked 330,968th in the world and 142nd in Equilism for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -38 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nornheim, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
- : Following new legislation in Nornheim, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Nornheimian restaurants.
- : Following new legislation in Nornheim, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong.
- : Following new legislation in Nornheim, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of snowfoxes and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry.
- : Following new legislation in Nornheim, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Nornheim's radio stations.
- : Following new legislation in Nornheim, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.
- : Following new legislation in Nornheim, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
- : Following new legislation in Nornheim, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
- : Following new legislation in Nornheim, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
- : Following new legislation in Nornheim, rumour has it Varandi needs a calculator to multiply ten by ten.