Population | 25.167 billion |
Capital | Heimsbrunnir |
Leader | Odin |
Currency | coin |
Animal | snowfox |
The Dominion of Nornheim is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Odin with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 25.167 billion Nornheimians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heimsbrunnir. The average income tax rate is 36.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Nornheimian economy, worth a remarkable 3,857 trillion coins a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,293 coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, and customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high. Crime is totally unknown. Nornheim's national animal is the snowfox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Nornheim is ranked 2,674th in the world and 7th in Equilism for Highest Food Quality, scoring 256.82 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nornheim, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
- : Following new legislation in Nornheim, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
- : Following new legislation in Nornheim, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves.
- : Following new legislation in Nornheim, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights.
- : Following new legislation in Nornheim, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
- : Following new legislation in Nornheim, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
- : Following new legislation in Nornheim, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns.
- : Following new legislation in Nornheim, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
- : Nornheim was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Highest Food Quality, and Most Developed and the Top 5% for Most Scientifically Advanced and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Nornheim, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.