The Republic of Noob14 is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.919 billion Noob14ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 62.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Noob14ian economy, worth 173 trillion Noobs a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,469 Noobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, and the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob14's national animal is the Noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noob14 is ranked 42,773^rd in the world and 11^th in Noob for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,178.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.