The Oppressed Peoples of Noner is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Ministry Hearvon Vayzter with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 21.476 billion Nonerians are prohibited from doing almost everything but make sure no one in government gets away with anything either.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Law & Order, with Administration, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nem. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Nonerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,728 trillion bliths a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 80,481 bliths, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sweat stains are proof of political acumen, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, and lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noner's national animal is the unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Noner is ranked 320,196^th in the world and 10^th in Nova Historiae for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 20.8 on the Bus Surprisal Index.