The Dashing Cheetopia of Nodnerb is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Tabris with a fair hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.998 billion Nodnerbians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tabriz. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The strong Nodnerbian economy, worth a remarkable 4,421 trillion Spots a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 130,046 Spots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The word "sexagenarian" has taken on a whole new meaning, nearby bird nests prompt wind turbine shutdowns, the thrash metal version of the national anthem is topping charts, and citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nodnerb's national animal is the cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cheetism.

Nodnerb is ranked 1,059^th in the world and 2^nd in The Furry Federation for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 15,367.37 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.