The Welfarist Wardenate of Pakitsk is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.292 billion Pakotskì enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Võlatsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 4,054 trillion danirtsks a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 283,662 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Pakatska language, the "fire department" is often called to remove offensive religious texts, Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv's Twitcher account is typically used to share marmot memes rather than government policy, and restaurant owners fear visits from government officials more than the actual food critics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 1,368^th in the world and 25^th in The East Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 910.07 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.