The Republic of Nitrogen Fixation is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The hard-working population of 3.145 billion Nitrogen Fixationians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 19.3%.

The strong Nitrogen Fixationian economy, worth 146 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 46,505 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, a major religion has been named as Nitrogen Fixation's national religion, Leader has just been declared ruler of Nitrogen Fixation in an international press conference, and Nitrogen Fixation has designated Nitrogen Fixation City as its capital city. Crime is moderate. Nitrogen Fixation's national animal is the shoop, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nitrogen Fixation is ranked 89,644^th in the world and 1^st in Halite for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 35.23 on the Bus Surprisal Index.