The New player of Newbie is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Noob with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.586 billion Friends to Noob enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 'I miss you Sixer' city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.1%.

The powerhouse a friend to Noob economy, worth 126 trillion Bloxxy-Colas a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,810 Bloxxy-Colas, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, people are left scratching their heads at the government's decisions, and the a friend to Noob Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newbie's national animal is the Sixer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is bloxxycolaholism.

Newbie is ranked 39,422^nd in the world and 2^nd in The Lobby for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,294.14 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.