The Uncommonly Collectable Card of New Sensorland is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Theodore Green with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.461 billion New Sensorians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Triumphia. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong New Sensorian economy, worth 812 trillion Emerald Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Retail. Average income is 70,878 Emerald Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Proletariat workers identify less with the hammer and sickle and more with the touchscreen and phone charger, untold millions of Emerald Dollars are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme, they say that New Sensorians made a dessert and called it peace, and the banhammer is a standard police sidearm. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Sensorland's national animal is the New Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is new free thought.

New Sensorland is ranked 18,490^th in the world and 2^nd in Wind of Spirits in Exile for Safest, scoring 114.16 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.