The Bombed-Out Wasteland of New Roless is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.923 billion New Rolessians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Healthcare, Education, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant New Rolessian economy, worth 45.2 trillion Radioactive Rezzats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is 15,449 Radioactive Rezzats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Where there's a will there is usually a password manager, Leader has just been declared ruler of New Roless in an international press conference, New Roless has designated New Roless City as its capital city, and a major religion has been named as New Roless's national religion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Roless's national animal is the Mutated Funky Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Roless is ranked 46,531^st in the world and 3^rd in Canopy Command for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 48.45 on the Kitten Softness Rating.