
| Population | 3.334 billion |
| Capital | Men-Nefer |
| Leader | Kheper-Akh Menkhar IV |
| Currency | Mangoles |
| Animal | Falcon-Natych |
The Kemetian State of New Natica is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Kheper-Akh Menkhar IV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.334 billion natiquenses are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Men-Nefer. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient naticano economy, worth 993 trillion Mangoleses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 297,923 Mangoleses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, serial killers are the country's biggest import, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Kheper-Akh Menkhar IV to cartoon bears, and record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Natica's national animal is the Falcon-Natych, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
New Natica is ranked 168,973rd in the world and 2nd in The Union of the Worlds Nations for Largest Populations, with 3.33 billion capita.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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New Natica, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
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New Natica, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Kheper-Akh Menkhar IV to cartoon bears.
- : Following new legislation in
New Natica, serial killers are the country's biggest import.
- : Following new legislation in
New Natica, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
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New Natica, men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly.
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New Natica, barbers who trim a few inches of hair bill the government for their labor.
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New Natica, Kheper-Akh Menkhar IV's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand.
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New Natica, troops clank into battle wearing antique suits of armour.
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New Natica lodged a message on the The Union of the Worlds Nations Regional Message Board.
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New Natica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and the Top 5% for Highest Wealthy Incomes and Highest Disposable Incomes.








































































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