The Colonial Republic of New Dornalia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Nadine Huntleigh-MacIntyre with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 46.273 billion Dornalians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Angeles. The average income tax rate is 49.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Dornalian economy, worth an astonishing 13,928 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 300,999 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and edutainment video games are taking New Dornalia's students to the next level. Crime is totally unknown. New Dornalia's national animal is the bacon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Abrahamic Monotheism.

New Dornalia is ranked 1,436^th in the world and 1^st in Grand Alliance for Highest Poor Incomes, with 240,599.61 Standard Monetary Units.