The Great German Empire of New Awesome Prussia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Wilbert Bärschmidt with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 29.412 billion Awesomians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fünf Meter Lang. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse New Awesome Prussian economy, worth a remarkable 2,288 trillion Gilboes a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,812 Gilboes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Divorce lawyers are found begging on the streets, anti-government web sites are springing up, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, and teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers. Crime is totally unknown. New Awesome Prussia's national animal is the Gilbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is whatever you want.

New Awesome Prussia is ranked 250,944^th in the world and 4^th in The New Inquisition for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 16,340.68 Standard Monetary Units.