The Republic of New Aremark is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning unicorn population. The hard-working population of 4.595 billion New Aremarkians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 18.3%.

The New Aremarkian economy, worth 203 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is 44,218 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Aremark's national animal is the unicorn.

New Aremark is ranked 185,057^th in the world and 1^st in Aremark for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.