The Commonwealth of Neuhava is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 8.425 billion Neuhavans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Defense, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The thriving Neuhavan economy, worth 565 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 67,070 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 244,390 per year while the poor average 13,080, a ratio of 18.7 to 1.

The weather is the nation's most risqué topic of conversation, Leader has more friends than ever before, it takes all playtime for children to locate their friends among two hundred identical heads, and constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Neuhava's national animal is the Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Neuhava is ranked 138,973^rd in the world and 42^nd in Tarkin for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,282.27 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.