The Republic of NetBSD is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 523 million NetBSDians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 54.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped NetBSDian economy, worth 17.3 trillion toasters a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,123 toasters, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, those who sing the national anthem off-key have the key thrown away, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, and the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NetBSD's national animal is the giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NetBSD is ranked 113,264^th in the world and 45^th in Conservative Guild for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 736.53 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.