The Soviet Socialist Federation of Nerodanus is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Maxim Kuznetsov with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 21.247 billion Neroians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drakodia. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Neroan economy, worth a remarkable 4,028 trillion Nevkels a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,593 Nevkels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Subscribing to the Benevolence Society for Impoverished Leaders is an effective way to dodge the draft, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents, and immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nerodanus's national animal is the Eastern Neroian Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Jexukhism.

Nerodanus is ranked 5,969^th in the world and 2^nd in Elvarya for Lowest Crime Rates, with 112.22 law-abiding acts per hour.