Population | 5.496 billion |
Capital | Eden |
Leader | Matt Jaeger |
Currency | Gear |
Animal | Peacock |
The Military Coalition of Neo Atlas Paradise is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Matt Jaeger with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, otherworldly petting zoo, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 5.496 billion Paridiseans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eden. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Neo Atlas Paradisean economy, worth a remarkable 2,434 trillion Gears a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 442,943 Gears, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
90% of active duty NAPAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Neo Atlas Paradisean restaurants, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, and pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Atlas Paradise's national animal is the Peacock, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Neo Atlas Paradise is ranked 2,090th in the world and 2nd in Philosophers for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 15,366.97 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Neo Atlas Paradise, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
- : Following new legislation in Neo Atlas Paradise, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience.
- : Following new legislation in Neo Atlas Paradise, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Neo Atlas Paradisean restaurants.
- : Following new legislation in Neo Atlas Paradise, 90% of active duty NAPAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.
- : Neo Atlas Paradise lodged a message on the Philosophers Regional Message Board.
- : Neo Atlas Paradise was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Neo Atlas Paradise, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
- : Following new legislation in Neo Atlas Paradise, rumor has it that Matt Jaeger has won three lotteries in a row.
- : Following new legislation in Neo Atlas Paradise, protestors are soaking piles of Gears in blood to make a point about government incomes.
- : Neo Atlas Paradise was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 15 » Shanlix, MountAye, Burrhus Frederic Skinner, Central Kadigan, Pacific Northwest Territories, Intellectual Federation, Krankheit, Clan Tokugawa, Brisante, Moldtina, Telgan, Kaurdelantedust, Warszawskija, The Free State of Terra Australis, and Indochinese Districts.