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May My Light Shine Upon You All! Matt Jaeger
Most Armed: 2,386thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,533rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,870th
The United Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Influence
Ambassador
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Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Neo Atlas Paradise

Population1.734 billion

CapitalEden
LeaderMatt Jaeger

CurrencyGear
AnimalKraken

The United Kingdom of Neo Atlas Paradise is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Matt Jaeger with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.734 billion Paridiseans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eden. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Neo Atlas Paradisean economy, worth 417 trillion Gears a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 240,870 Gears, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign investment has dropped to a trickle after laws were passed preventing investors from taking their earnings abroad, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, and there's no such thing as bad publicity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Neo Atlas Paradise's national animal is the Kraken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Neo Atlas Paradise is ranked 5,521st in the world and 7th in Philosophers for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 530.63 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Armed: 2,386thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,533rdTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,870thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,084thMost Patriotic: 3,273rdLargest Retail Industry: 4,025thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,203rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,471stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,091stMost Efficient Economies: 5,159thRudest Citizens: 5,473rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,521stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,760thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,900thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,013thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,149thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,331stLargest Governments: 6,760thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,167thMost Developed: 7,563rdSmartest Citizens: 8,664thMost Inclusive: 8,807thLargest Black Market: 9,140thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,717thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,145thMost Influential: 10,267thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,560thLowest Crime Rates: 12,019thLargest Mining Sector: 12,588thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,869thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 13,204thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,661stHighest Food Quality: 14,530thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,264thMost Secular: 15,397thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,293rdHealthiest Citizens: 22,120thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22,968thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,779thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,264thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,210thMost Cultured: 26,266th
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Neo Atlas Paradise, there's no such thing as bad publicity.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Atlas Paradise, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Atlas Paradise, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step.
  • : Neo Atlas Paradise was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and the Top 10% for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Atlas Paradise, foreign investment has dropped to a trickle after laws were passed preventing investors from taking their earnings abroad.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Atlas Paradise, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Atlas Paradise, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Atlas Paradise, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Atlas Paradise, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Atlas Paradise, the country is preparing for war.

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