The Holy Empire of Neo Atlas Paradise is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Matt Jaeger with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 5.392 billion Paridiseans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eden. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Neo Atlas Paradisean economy, worth a remarkable 2,352 trillion Gears a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 436,330 Gears, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, and a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Atlas Paradise's national animal is the Peacock, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Neo Atlas Paradise is ranked 2,682^nd in the world and 3^rd in Philosophers for Lowest Crime Rates, with 134.11 law-abiding acts per hour.