Population | 6.065 billion |
Currency | florin |
Animal | sheep |
The Mute icecream waifu of Neo62 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.065 billion Neo62ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 63.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Neo62ian economy, worth 532 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 87,814 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
National park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, and parachutes are considered optional with the newest line of jet fighters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo62's national animal is the sheep.
Neo62 is ranked 265,202nd in the world and 8,446th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Safest, scoring 12.96 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Neo62 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Neo62 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market and Most Influential.
- : Neo62 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Neo62, parachutes are considered optional with the newest line of jet fighters.
- : Following new legislation in Neo62, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.
- : Following new legislation in Neo62, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin.
- : Following new legislation in Neo62, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings.
- : Following new legislation in Neo62, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.
- : Neo62 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Neo62, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto.