The Federal Republic of Neo-Plutopia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.412 billion Neo-Plutopians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neo-Plutopian economy, worth 818 trillion guilders a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,485 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

A recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters, a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation, and adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo-Plutopia's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Neo-Plutopia is ranked 5,701^st in the world and 2^nd in United Democratic Nations for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 7,777.87 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.