The Kingdom and Kaiserdom of Neo-Austria-Hungary is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.363 billion Neo-Austro-Hungarians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Budapest. The average income tax rate is 42.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Neo-Austro-Hungarian economy, worth 349 trillion forints a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,004 forints, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, Leader has more friends than ever before, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo-Austria-Hungary's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Neo-Austria-Hungary is ranked 245,174^th in the world and 306^th in United Kingdom for Most Primitive, scoring -138.48 on the Scary Big Number Scale.