The Kingdom of Nemoians is a large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working population of 143 million Nemoiansians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 7.9%.

The Nemoiansian economy, worth 7.76 trillion fishions a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 54,233 fishions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Moonshine has made a resurgence, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, and voting is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Nemoians's national animal is the Nemo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nemoians is ranked 167,866^th in the world and 24^th in HVMUN for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 956.69 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.