The Presidential Democracy of Vincone Cae is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Cohen with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 13.85 billion Vin Caeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cobb County. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Vin Caean economy, worth a remarkable 4,861 trillion Derivatives a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 351,017 Derivatives, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's best to decline if President Cohen offers to buy a round of drinks, this summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, and all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Vincone Cae's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Vincone Cae is ranked 90,938^th in the world and 1,849^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,226.72 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.