The Federation of Narsarka is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 16.768 billion Narsarkans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Narsarkan economy, worth a remarkable 2,448 trillion Tills a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 146,012 Tills, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 855,362 per year while the poor average 11,671, a ratio of 73.3 to 1.

Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, one can walk from one side of Narsarka City to the other without setting foot on Narsarkan soil, making up random numbers to name new asteroids is the bulk of astronomers' work, and a surprising number of travelers carry their water in vodka bottles. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Narsarka's national animal is the Narsas, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Narsarka is ranked 327,461^st in the world and 11^th in Zentari for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 10.74 on the Kitten Softness Rating.