The Federation of Narsarka is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 11.802 billion Narsarkans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Narsarkan economy, worth a remarkable 1,718 trillion Tills a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 145,588 Tills, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 788,012 per year while the poor average 13,906, a ratio of 56.7 to 1.

The government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Narsarka's national animal is the Narsas, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Narsarka is ranked 288,461^st in the world and 10^th in Zentari for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3.13 pounds of wildlife per square mile.