The Republic of Namn is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 489 million Namnians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 39.6%.

The powerhouse Namnian economy, worth 38.9 trillion Corns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 79,494 Corns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

A little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, and rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Namn's national animal is the Hootowl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Namn is ranked 209,256^th in the world and 6^th in Catopia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 275.29 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.