The Name 0ian Monarchy of Name 0 is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Jacob I with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8 billion Name 0ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with International Aid and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cazarkstan. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Name 0ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,019 trillion Nac-Krojobs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 377,498 Nac-Krojobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has declared war on all passing comets, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, Name 0ian soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting, and male tourists tend to be fearful of Name 0's deadly femme fatales. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Name 0's national animal is the Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Name 0 is ranked 108,966^th in the world and 1,736^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 59.61 on the Human Development Index.