The Queendom of Namaisson is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Priscilla Lakreim with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, triple-decker prams, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.85 billion Namaissonians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pera. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Namaissonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,053 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 189,280 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,367,483 per year while the poor average 8,349, a ratio of 163 to 1.

Tourists are duped into trimming hedges for the horsy-set, police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, and long-wed spouses often regret proposals they made when they were twenty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Namaisson's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Estrenism.

Namaisson is ranked 278,284^th in the world and 36^th in Vitorus for Safest, scoring 5.93 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.