The Most Serene Peoples Republic of Nakeyy is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by All Peoples President Marcu Daleó with an even hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 2.661 billion Nakeyyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cresanden. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Nakeyyian economy, worth 377 trillion Seves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 141,808 Seves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, and the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nakeyy's national animal is the Leogryph, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nakeyy is ranked 328,736^th in the world and 1,242^nd in Concord for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 18.13 on the Bus Surprisal Index.