Population | 5.964 billion |
Currency | nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn |
Animal | nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn |
The Borderlands of N2002 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.964 billion N2002ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 73.2%.
The frighteningly efficient N2002ian economy, worth 882 trillion nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 147,904 nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
Teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house, for just a few extra nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns N2002ians can get new driving records with their new cars, child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed, and foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. N2002's national animal is the nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
N2002 is ranked 26,366th in the world and 1,784th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.02 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in N2002, foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take.
- : Following new legislation in N2002, child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed.
- : Following new legislation in N2002, for just a few extra nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns N2002ians can get new driving records with their new cars.
- : Following new legislation in N2002, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house.
- : Following new legislation in N2002, woke teenagers spontaneously burst into tears when thinking about the world's woes.
- : Following new legislation in N2002, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
- : Following new legislation in N2002, a mayoral candidate backed by Leader recently won re-election with 110% of the vote.
- : N2002 was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in N2002, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches.
- : Following new legislation in N2002, even secular N2002ians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!".