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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,569thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,531stMost Devout: 4,648th
The Borderlands of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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N2002

Population5.964 billion

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The Borderlands of N2002 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.964 billion N2002ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 73.2%.

The frighteningly efficient N2002ian economy, worth 882 trillion nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 147,904 nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house, for just a few extra nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns N2002ians can get new driving records with their new cars, child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed, and foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. N2002's national animal is the nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

N2002 is ranked 26,366th in the world and 1,784th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.02 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,569thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,531stMost Devout: 4,648thLargest Retail Industry: 8,197thNudest: 8,621stFattest Citizens: 10,498thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,425thMost Efficient Economies: 12,168thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,484thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,523rdLargest Publishing Industry: 15,615thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,888thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,656thLargest Governments: 23,141stMost Cultured: 23,222ndLowest Crime Rates: 26,366thLargest Agricultural Sector: 28,990th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 162nd in the regionMost Devout: 242nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 338th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 359th in the regionNudest: 415th in the regionFattest Citizens: 500th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 534th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 588th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 604th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 707th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 789th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 999th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in N2002, foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take.
  • : Following new legislation in N2002, child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in N2002, for just a few extra nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns N2002ians can get new driving records with their new cars.
  • : Following new legislation in N2002, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house.
  • : Following new legislation in N2002, woke teenagers spontaneously burst into tears when thinking about the world's woes.
  • : Following new legislation in N2002, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
  • : Following new legislation in N2002, a mayoral candidate backed by Leader recently won re-election with 110% of the vote.
  • : N2002 was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in N2002, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches.
  • : Following new legislation in N2002, even secular N2002ians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!".

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