The Holy Empire of Mutters Milkies is a tiny, safe nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 18 million Mutters Milkiesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 55.5%.

The Mutters Milkiesian economy, worth 1.29 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 71,636 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, robosexual marriages are increasingly common, new regulations have put a halt to monkey business, and innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mutters Milkies's national animal is the Raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mutters Milkies is ranked 108,191^st in the world and 738^th in the Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 10,927.39 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.