The Rogue Nation of MSN 80 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Highlander with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.51 billion MSN 80ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andrews. The average income tax rate is 77.2%.

The frighteningly efficient MSN 80ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,596 trillion pounds a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 245,206 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, and immigrants who don't like the taste of MSN 80ian Turnip Chips are immediately deported. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MSN 80's national animal is the giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cards.

MSN 80 is ranked 288,603^rd in the world and 461^st in NationStates for Safest, scoring 4.3 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.