Population | 8.597 billion |
Leader | The Grand Turtle Killer |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | turtle |
The Kingdom of Motasialand is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Grand Turtle Killer with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.597 billion Motasialandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Motasialandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,603 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 186,504 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED, and foreigners write "made in Motasialand" on shoddy merchandise in hope of receiving a buy-out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Motasialand's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Motasialand is ranked 2,692nd in the world and 76th in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 134.05 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Motasialand, foreigners write "made in Motasialand" on shoddy merchandise in hope of receiving a buy-out.
- : Following new legislation in Motasialand, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED.
- : Following new legislation in Motasialand, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison.
- : Motasialand voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
- : Motasialand voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
- : Motasialand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Motasialand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Following new legislation in Motasialand, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated.
- : Following new legislation in Motasialand, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries.
- : Following new legislation in Motasialand, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 2 » East Durthang and Jar Wattinree.