The Guardian of the Forest of Mossanda is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, digital currency, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 4.442 billion Mossandans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 47.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Mossandan economy, worth 316 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,189 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes, death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary", and troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mossanda's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mossanda is ranked 277,557^th in the world and 15^th in Random Acts of Kindness for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 25.45 on the Bus Surprisal Index.