The Republic of Morriz is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 3.573 billion Morrizians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Morrizian economy, worth 65.1 trillion lllls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 18,211 lllls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists are pillars of society, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Morriz's national animal is the o000.

Morriz is ranked 256,819^th in the world and 79^th in Land of the free for Rudest Citizens, with 25 insults per minute.