The Federal Alliance of Morganham is a behemoth, efficient nation, ruled by a mysterious figure with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, sprawling nuclear power plants, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 50.092 billion Morganites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morganham City. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Morganese economy, worth an astonishing 16,168 trillion eggs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 322,771 eggs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, history lessons resemble a who's-who and how's-how of crime, foreign nationals who stumble near Morganham are harbingers of war, and the government airlifts sacrificial lambs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Morganham's national animal is the chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is never mentioned in polite company.

Morganham is ranked 148^th in the world and 5^th in the Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 21,337 trillion Standard Monetary Units.