The Commonwealth of Monianoli is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, unlimited-speed roads, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 17.451 billion Monianolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Monianolian economy, worth an astonishing 10,704 trillion Kols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 613,422 Kols, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,156,109 per year while the poor average 126,482, a ratio of 17.0 to 1.

Prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, insanely good theatre productions face government censorship, all beauty contests have been banned, and government popup ads are springing up like weeds. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Monianoli's national animal is the Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Monianoli is ranked 1,840^th in the world and 34^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 10,740.11 on the Hickory Productivity Index.