The United Federation of Mongolian People is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President General Gamer Erdene with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.14 billion Mongolians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ulaanbaatar. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Mongolian economy, worth 930 trillion Yuan-Tugrug-Dollar-Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 101,800 Yuan-Tugrug-Dollar-Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, and the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mongolian People's national animal is the Henlo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Mongolian People is ranked 15,560^th in the world and 290^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.72 law-abiding acts per hour.