The Most Serene Republic of Mongolian khan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 33.284 billion Mongolian khanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 60.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Mongolian khanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,921 trillion fish a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 87,785 fish, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Mongolian khan City, and the sun rises an hour later on border communities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mongolian khan's national animal is the fosh, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mongolian khan is ranked 78,559^th in the world and 5^th in Ohio for Highest Average Incomes, with 87,785.26 Standard Monetary Units.