The I just wanna play Minecraft of Monarch Germany is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Adjective with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-working, devout population of 5.175 billion Nouns have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Verb. The average income tax rate is 19.4%.

The A noun economy, worth 299 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,941 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Monarch Germany, calls to prayer are the newest dog whistles, academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks, and the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Monarch Germany's national animal is the Fredbear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Adverbs.

Monarch Germany is ranked 101,981^st in the world and 1,408^th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 173.03 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.