The South Pacific World Census

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 13,189^th in the world for Highest Drug Use.


1.	The Werewolf Smooth Jazz of Land of the Laconic Shrimp	Civil Rights Lovefest	“...”
2.	The Wastelands of Nothreen	Corporate Bordello	“My way or the highway”
3.	The Unwavering Love of Land With Lots of Shrimp	Capitalizt	“Can I trade in the children for more cash?”
4.	The Republic of Olongon	Anarchy	“You Can't Stop Progress”
5.	The Please withdraw endorse me of Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories	Anarchy	“Make Hong Kong great again”
6.	The Republic of Lizzy Grant	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Say yes to heaven”
7.	The Empire of Hamronica	Benevolent Dictatorship	“Mahnamahna”
8.	The Civil and Political Rights of Kurzweil	Anarchy	“Civil right & political freedom lead to heaven on Earth”
9.	The All Inclusive Love and Pride of Jehenna	Left-wing Utopia	“We love you just the way you are! And we love TTRPG's!”
10.	The Slab follower of Drew Durrnil	Anarchy	“slab rizzed me up 🤫🧏‍♂️”

The South PacificWorld Census