The Big Kingdom of Mobile dic is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Geraldo Cruz Castiglione with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.025 billion Mobiledicians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Puerto. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Mobiledician economy, worth 379 trillion Limassols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 125,619 Limassols, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 461,755 per year while the poor average 24,165, a ratio of 19.1 to 1.

Extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, women across the country are tying the knot, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, and citizens are being told that the greatness of a nation's power is the measure of its surrender. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mobile dic's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Judaism.

Mobile dic is ranked 91,413^th in the world and 1^st in Consigahrian Imperial Protectorates for Safest, scoring 86.71 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.